It doesn’t think, Meemaw. It calculates. Very, very quickly. Six hundred dollars is a bargain. My mind is a Ferrari trapped in a moped’s body. This computer is the only way I can keep up.
(whispering) Last week, he cried because I bought the wrong brand of mayonnaise. This week, his computer died. I’m not sure if I’m raising a future Nobel laureate or a future gothic poet. young sheldon s06e12 h264
Can’t you just… write it with a pen? It doesn’t think, Meemaw
Excellent. She registered a 7.3 on the Sheldon Fright Index. Six hundred dollars is a bargain
Suddenly, BILLY SPARKS, who is volunteering, trips over a cord. The computer screen flickers.
Chainsaws are inefficient. The sound-to-fear ratio is poor. I propose a sequence of three scares: First, a sudden drop in temperature using dry ice. Second, a tactile surprise—a wet sponge dropped on the back of the neck. Third, an auditory jolt: a recording of a screaming rabbit played at 120 decibels.