Mary tried to soothe him. “Honey, can’t you just return the monitor?”

Missy blinked. “Thanks, Shelly.”

“Yes. I created a rubric to analyze micro-expressions.”

And that, in 2160p, is a beautiful thing to see.

He wrote in his journal: “Resolution isn’t about how many pixels you can see. It’s about how much you can truly perceive. A 2160p monitor with a 480p brain is just a very clear picture of confusion. Today, I started upgrading the right part.”

“This is a catastrophe of decimal points!” he wailed, lying flat on the living room rug. “I have a 2160p monitor but only 480p processing power! It’s like putting a race car engine in a golf cart!”