Desperate, he tried the “dish soap trick.” He squirted blue Dawn into the bowl. Nothing. He tried hot water from the sink. The mixture sloshed dangerously close to the rim.
“The cloud is going to jail,” Leo grunted.
The water didn’t swirl. It just… sat there. The white cloud shuddered, then swelled up like a bloated ghost. will toilet paper clog the toilet
Leo sighed, grabbed a plunger, and muttered the question that had haunted humanity since the invention of indoor plumbing: Will toilet paper clog the toilet?
The toilet bowl was full. Not with the usual contents, but with a sprawling, soggy white mountain of toilet paper. His three-year-old daughter, Mia, had discovered the roll. In the time it took Leo to answer the door for a pizza delivery, she had unspooled the entire double-ply mega-roll and fed it, sheet by jubilant sheet, into the porcelain throne. Desperate, he tried the “dish soap trick
Leo laughed, washed his hands three times, and made a mental note: buy a lock for the bathroom cabinet. And maybe install a bidet.
Mia helpfully flushed again. “I help!” The mixture sloshed dangerously close to the rim
The flush lever clicked. The tank emptied. And the universe answered Leo’s question with a slow, terrible gurgle.