I didn’t have a “she.” I lived alone. My last relationship ended two years ago. But the driver was real. It was running. It had full network stack interception. And it was updating itself every night at 3:17 AM from an IP address that geolocated to… my own apartment building. The apartment directly below mine.
I never found out who “she” was. I wiped the drive, reinstalled Windows, and moved to a new city within a week. The firewall works fine now. But sometimes, late at night, I see a single blocked connection attempt in the log. Destination IP: the old apartment. Port: 443. Protocol: HTTPS. Process: bxdiag.sys . why is my firewall blocking everything
Then I checked the audit log. Timestamps from 3:17 AM. Every two seconds, an entry: “Filtering platform policy change.” And then, at 3:18 AM: “Windows Filtering Platform base filtering engine stopped.” Restarted at 3:19 AM with a new configuration. The configuration had exactly one rule: I didn’t have a “she