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The author nodded. And somewhere in the distance, a thousand fresh metaphors began to grow.

The captain of the Author’s Block was a skeleton in a tweed jacket: “You can’t save them, Tropea. The author has used ‘reluctant hero,’ ‘mentor dies in act two,’ and ‘power of friendship’ fourteen times each. The story is collapsing into a black hole of cliché.” tv tropes pirates

Tropea grinned. “That’s where you’re wrong. Crew—deploy the Subversion Cannons !” The author nodded