Trikepatrol - Mitch

isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift.

End screen: Logo of “TrikePatrol” with Mitch’s face poorly photoshopped onto a police badge. trikepatrol mitch

“Subscribe or he’ll cite you for lack of vibes.” 📝 Blog Post Excerpt: “The Legend of TrikePatrol Mitch” In the sprawling suburban-urban fringe where HOA rules clash with dirtbag ingenuity, one man rides a machine that shouldn’t make sense. isn’t a real cop

“You’ve seen bike cops. You’ve seen Segway patrols. But you’re not ready for…” End screen: Logo of “TrikePatrol” with Mitch’s face

Clip of Mitch staring dramatically into a security camera.

“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.”