The Seussification Of Romeo And Juliet Script May 2026

A Happily-Ever-After-ish Tale of Two Who-zits and a Whole Lot of Nonsense

Drink this! You’ll look as dead as a doornail’s third cousin. Your family will weep. They’ll cry by the dozen. Then Romeo will find you, and you’ll wake with a sneeze, And run off to live with the Grickle-Bark trees! (She drinks. She flops. She looks very dead.) the seussification of romeo and juliet script

What’s this? A dead Romeo? A terrible sight! And he drank all the poison? He didn’t leave a bite? (She looks at his bottle, then at her empty hands.) There’s no poison left? Not a drop or a dram? Well, fiddlesticks, doodle-farts, jelly-bean jam! (She looks around. She picks up a plastic squeaky mallet.) I’ll just have to bonk myself on the head! One bonk for true love! And then I’ll be dead! (She bonks. She falls. They lie there. It is quiet. Then—) A Happily-Ever-After-ish Tale of Two Who-zits and a

She’s dead! My Gazelle-ette! My Zazz-Frazzle-Zoo! Well, I’ll just drink poison and be dead with you too! (He drinks a bottle labeled “POISON – Tastes Like Glue.” He falls over.) They’ll cry by the dozen