Such A Naughty Wife ((top)) -

Routine is the assassin of passion. The naughty wife knows this intimately. She does not let the dishes define her. She knows that the opposite of "naughty" is not "good"—it is boring . And she refuses to be boring.

There is a particular kind of electricity that exists in a long-term marriage. It is not the lightning strike of a first date, nor the frantic spark of a new romance. Instead, it is a low, humming current—a secret voltage that runs beneath the surface of grocery lists, mortgage payments, and silent Sunday mornings with coffee. And at the center of that current, often smiling with a tilt of her head and a glint in her eye, is her. The wife he never quite managed to fully tame. The one he looks at across a crowded dinner party and thinks, with equal parts exhaustion and exhilaration: Such a naughty wife.

A naughty wife doesn't break the rules of marriage; she rewrites them in glitter pen. She knows that fidelity is a given, but fun is a choice. She chooses the fun.