If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.
Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres: squirt coupons
The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions If they hand me a soda, I win
But here’s the thing about modern language: context is a dying art. I clicked the coupon. I braced myself for something NSFW. Instead, I was greeted by a high-resolution image of a dew-covered, bright pink grapefruit can of . If they hand me a soda
“Oh, nice! Squirt is that citrus soda. The grapefruit one. That stuff is great with a shot of vodka or just on a hot day. I wonder if it’s for the 12-pack or the 2-liter bottles?”