You’re probably wondering, “Who is this magnificent creature of a man?” I am Burger-Beard. The most feared pirate to ever sail a dry, sandy beach. And this — (gestures to ship) — this is my vessel, the S.S. Dijon . But my ship alone didn’t make me the terror of this Chili’s parking lot. No. It was this.
(Squidward opens the window, looking miserable.)
(He leaps into the air, spins, and lands perfectly in front of the Krusty Krab.) sponge out of water transcript
(SpongeBob laughs.)
You’re right! Every day is a beautiful day for making Krabby Patties! It was this
Oh, Squidward, you kidder. You’re like a big, grumpy, clarinet-shaped alarm clock!
(He pulls a lever. A cannon fires a beach ball. It bounces away.) you kidder. You’re like a big
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