Bacteria !exclusive! — Sketchy

It targets the vulnerable. A healthy person might just get a mild rash (hot tub folliculitis). But if you’ve got a burn, a surgical wound, or you sleep in your contacts? Pseudomonas will colonize like it’s buying up distressed real estate. It’s a leading cause of hospital-acquired infections, not because it’s the strongest, but because it’s the most persistent . The Wild Card: Campylobacter jejuni The Vibe: The friend who says “Trust me, it’s fine” right before handing you a slightly pink piece of chicken.

Any pimple that grows a second head and starts whispering threats. The Double-Crosser: Clostridium perfringens The Vibe: The caterer who smiles to your face but served potato salad that sat in a hot car for five hours. sketchy bacteria

Here is your guide to the shadiest characters on the petri dish block. The Vibe: That guy at the gas station selling “genuine” gold chains out of his trench coat. It targets the vulnerable

Stay skeptical. Stay sanitary.

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