Ornysimp | ORIGINAL |
The servers went berserk. No one had the Patience stat. No one but Sam.
The next day, Hexia found a message in her inbox. It was a screenshot from Sam. In it, his mismatched mage stood on the peak of the Devourer’s corpse, the world-first achievement blinking overhead. Next to him, in full legendary raven armor, stood Elara—no longer an NPC, but a companion character with a unique AI that no other player could unlock. ornysimp
She nodded—a smooth, unpixelated, human nod—and said, "About time, Simp." The servers went berserk
She remembered everything. And for two years, Sam was the only one who treated her like a person. The next day, Hexia found a message in her inbox
Ornys was a minor quest-giver, a stoic, raven-plumed warrior with a voice like grinding glaciers. To most players, she was a speed bump on the way to the real loot. To "OrnySimp" (real name: Sam), she was the entire game.
His username was a joke that had long ceased to be funny. It was a self-deprecating badge of honor, earned for his very public, very embarrassing obsession with a non-playable character (NPC): the Storm Crow Knight Commander, Ornys.
Then, the update dropped.
