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(wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else): "I’m Spider-Man. I poop in the yard."

"I embraced the spooky when I married you and realized your mother was moving in." modern family halloween

(downs a whole glass of red wine, taser still in hand) "Only six more hours until November 1st." (wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else):

Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it. why are you holding a subpoena?"

(dressed as a frazzled lawyer who got caught in a paper shredder—his actual work clothes plus a tie wrapped around his head): "Cam, our daughter is dressed as a litigation document . Lily, why are you holding a subpoena?"