I’ve seen a man try to drink an entire 2-liter of Code Red through his eye socket because “that’s how the pros do it.” I’ve seen a National Guard unit get wiped out by a single chorus of “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” played through a stolen church organ.
I’ve rigged the pool with speakers. I’m going to play the one sound they can’t resist—a low-quality recording of “Smash Mouth – All Star” played backwards at 0.25x speed. It will draw them all in. mlg virus
I’m the last one left who remembers what a normal laugh sounds like. Who remembers that “Illuminati” isn’t a real threat. Who knows that a “360 no-scope” is a video game trick, not a martial art. I’ve seen a man try to drink an