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Midlife Crisis [v 0.34] Online

I’ve been thinking about the midlife crisis not as a breakdown, but as a software update. A clunky, poorly documented, sometimes embarrassing release that installs itself without asking permission.

For now, I’m running . Buggy. In progress. Not as young as I thought, not as old as I’ll be. midlife crisis [v 0.34]

It’ll do.

Here’s a blog post written in the spirit of a “version release” for a midlife crisis. midlife crisis [v 0.34] — patch notes for the messy middle I’ve been thinking about the midlife crisis not

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