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She looked me dead in the eye, pointed to the living room carpet, and said:

At first, I panicked. Had she drawn on the wall with a crayon that looked suspiciously like a tootsie roll? Had she turned the potty chair into an abstract art studio? melody marks poop

If you are a parent of a toddler, you know that potty training comes with its own secret language. You know what "the grunt" means. You know what "the waddle" means. But last Tuesday, my two-year-old, Melody, invented a new phrase that stopped me dead in my tracks. She looked me dead in the eye, pointed

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant. pointed to the living room carpet