Lara Croft, the original gatekeeper. Before you even think about touching that artifact, you better have:
✅ Completed every obstacle course blindfolded ✅ Memorized every polygon of her PS1 model ✅ Recited the Lost Valley T-Rex strategy on command ✅ Survived at least 3 boulder chases without rage-quitting lara croft gatekeepr
She’s not guarding the tomb—she IS the gate. 🚪🔫 Lara Croft, the original gatekeeper
“Oh, you like Tomb Raider? Name three relics that aren’t from the reboot.” lara croft gatekeepr
Here’s a social media post written in the voice of a fan or meme account, playing on the “gatekeeper” trope with Lara Croft: “You like Tomb Raider? Name every tomb.” 🧗♀️🗝️