She pulls out one earbud. “Yeah?”
(Leaning in) Fine. (Deep breath) …KATENDRA. Wait. No. I said it right. Dang it. key and peele katendra
(Smirking) You played yourself.
Do it. Call me “Catendra.” See what happens. She pulls out one earbud
(Unfazed) Mr. Garvey, you got three first names. That’s like a clearance rack at a Kohl’s. doesn’t look up.
(Muttering, packing his bag) K with a K… I need a vacation.
A girl in the back row, hoodie up, AirPods in, doesn’t look up.