I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Greece Season 01 -

The last two celebrities—the National Treasure and the Reality Villain—are strapped to a rotating platform over a fire pit (safely, of course… mostly). They must transfer cursed golden apples from one basket to another while being sprayed with freezing Aegean water and bombarded with insults from pre-recorded Greek fishermen.

The Hollywood Has-Been is still on the beach, trying to start a fire. The goat from Hades watches him. It has not blinked in two weeks. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 01

Not just spiders and snakes. This is Greece. There are aggressive seagulls with no fear of man, wild goats that steal socks, and a rumor of a monk seal that the celebrities begin worshipping as a deity by Day 5. The last two celebrities—the National Treasure and the

The gods are watching. The tabloids are waiting. The olives are terrifying. The goat from Hades watches him

The National Treasure wins by simply ignoring the fire, the water, and physics itself. When asked how she feels, she lights a cigarette (producers missed it) and says: “Darling, I survived three divorces and a scandal in ‘87. This is a Tuesday.”

I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! Greece: Season 01 – “The Wrath of the Aegean”

“Where Are They Now? – The Feta Diaries.”