★★½ (Two and a half stars out of five) What’s your take on Hitman (2007)? Love it or hate it? Drop a comment below. And if you want a breakdown of the game-accurate kills they almost got right, subscribe for more retro action reviews.
If you’re a completionist or love late-2000s action cheese, it’s a fun 94 minutes. If you’re a purist looking for a silent assassin, play Hitman: World of Assassination instead. Yes, but with tempered expectations. Treat it as an alternate-universe action thriller where the hero happens to be bald and wear a suit. Drink every time someone dramatically loads a sniper rifle. Appreciate Olyphant’s commitment. Laugh at the twin reveal.
October 12, 2023 Category: Movie Reviews / Retrospectives If you grew up in the era of DVD menus, nu-metal soundtracks, and the never-ending debate of Matrix vs. Equilibrium , then you probably remember Hitman (2007) .
Cue the train fights, sniper duels, and a shocking twist involving a secret twin brother (yes, really). At the time, fans scoffed. "Where’s the barcode? He’s too handsome! He talks too much!" But in hindsight, Olyphant delivers a solid, understated performance. He doesn’t just scowl—he moves like a predator, calm and coiled. He understood the assignment: be physically imposing but emotionally absent, with just a flicker of curiosity about humanity through Nika.