DEVON (skeptical) Uh-huh. Okay, next test. EMF recorder. I’m going to ask a question. If a ghost is here, make a sound.
SAM Alberta… you’re a genius.
DEVON (Not lowering the camera) Call me Dev. So, Sam—you claim you can see ghosts. That’s a bold claim for someone who’s not wearing a tin foil hat. You ready to prove it on livestream?
PETE (optimistically) Maybe he’ll be nice! I saw a documentary about YouTubers. Some of them are very polite. One of them built a library!
ALBERTA (humming a low note) Honey, we are myths to him. The question is: do we want to stay myths, or become a viral hashtag?
THORFINN I enjoyed making small man scream. It was like old times.
DEVON Whoa. Got a spike. What’s over there?
The ghosts are gathered around Sam as she deletes the footage on her laptop.
DEVON (skeptical) Uh-huh. Okay, next test. EMF recorder. I’m going to ask a question. If a ghost is here, make a sound.
SAM Alberta… you’re a genius.
DEVON (Not lowering the camera) Call me Dev. So, Sam—you claim you can see ghosts. That’s a bold claim for someone who’s not wearing a tin foil hat. You ready to prove it on livestream?
PETE (optimistically) Maybe he’ll be nice! I saw a documentary about YouTubers. Some of them are very polite. One of them built a library!
ALBERTA (humming a low note) Honey, we are myths to him. The question is: do we want to stay myths, or become a viral hashtag?
THORFINN I enjoyed making small man scream. It was like old times.
DEVON Whoa. Got a spike. What’s over there?
The ghosts are gathered around Sam as she deletes the footage on her laptop.
