Sand, Smiles, and Sashes: Why You Need a Family Beach Pageant This Summer
How we turned a regular beach day into our family’s most anticipated (and hilarious) annual tradition. family beach pageant 1
Here is the simple premise: Every family member competes in four ridiculous categories. The winner gets a plastic crown from the dollar store and first pick of the ice cream flavor. 1. The Sandcastle Gown (Creative Construction) Forget bikinis. Each person has five minutes to sculpt a "gown" or "suit" out of wet sand on their lower half. My husband tried to make a “Roman gladiator skirt.” My daughter made a mermaid tail. I made a pile that looked suspiciously like a melting cake. The messier, the better. Sand, Smiles, and Sashes: Why You Need a
Trust me—it beats one more stiff "everyone say cheese" photo. My husband tried to make a “Roman gladiator skirt
Last summer, I finally gave up on the perfect photo. Instead, we started the Annual Family Beach Pageant —and honestly? It saved our vacation. It is exactly what it sounds like, but zero stress and 100% fun. No swimsuits, no serious judging, and definitely no talent portions involving actual practice.