(translated, squeaky) It’s nuts. Literally. I’m just here for the free peanuts.
I’ve seen worse reality shows. At least this one’s honest about the glitter. etvshow
A washed‑up外星人 (alien) reality TV host, ZORP, must reboot his crashed intergalactic variety show from a suburban garage — with only a sarcastic AI producer and a human intern who thinks it’s all a prank. (translated, squeaky) It’s nuts
(forced smile) Welcome back to ETVSHOW ! I’m your host, Zorp the Zestful. Tonight: can humans digest glitter? etvshow