Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional piece. No Disney princesses were harmed (or given stimulants) in the making of this blog post. Let’s be real: We all know Elsa as the anxious, elegant, "conceal-don’t-feel" queen of Arendelle. She sings about letting it go while carefully choreographing her emotional awakening into a Broadway ballad.
"That was your sugar stash."
Would Arendelle survive? Probably. Would it be fun to watch? Absolutely. elsa on crack
"…Did you win?"
(still in pajamas, holding coffee) "…Did you sleep?" Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional piece
