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Pride & Prejudice & Pilates made no money. It was too weird for its intended audience and too naked for the Sundance crowd. But it found a cult following among film school dropouts and retired English professors.
The film premiered at a tiny theater in West Hollywood that had no idea what it had booked. The audience came for the obvious. They stayed for the punchlines. By the end, people were quoting lines like “Is that a quill in your pocket, or are you simply drafting a very aggressive letter to the estate manager?” comedy adult films
“Why, sir,” she said, slipping into a perfect English accent of her own, “I do believe you’re trying to get me to remove your trousers under the pretense of haberdashery. How scandalously efficient of you.” Pride & Prejudice & Pilates made no money
His star, Dakota “The Rock” Hardbody, was not getting it. Dakota could lift a tractor tire with his glutes, but he could not lift a line of dialogue. The film premiered at a tiny theater in
They shot seventeen takes. Each one was a disaster. Dakota kept forgetting that the comedy came from delaying the inevitable, not sprinting toward it like a golden retriever after a tennis ball. At one point, he was supposed to accidentally knock over a vase of flowers, a symbol of repressed passion. Instead, he picked up the vase, looked at Chloe, and said, “This is in the way, huh?” and calmly set it outside the set door.
Mumbles winced. “No. The line is: ‘Madam, your mind is a labyrinth I find myself hopelessly lost within.’”
Mumbles sat up. “That’s it. That’s the comedy. The contrast. The ridiculous formality over the most basic human impulses.”







